Collection: 🐀✨ Corporate Possum Energy – 11oz Mug

Description:
Welcome to your new emotional support mugs. Whether you’re "playing dead" in meetings or surviving yet another “quick sync,” these mugs get it. Featuring bold, sassy phrases for the office possum in all of us, it’s perfect for sipping coffee, avoiding Slack, and maintaining just enough energy to stay employed.

Perfect For:

• Corporate girlies with ✨feral✨ burnout
• Passive-aggressive Zoom calls
• Anyone who’s ever said “let’s circle back” while hiding in the bathroom
• Coworker gifts that say “I see your struggle... and I sip with you”

Details:

• 11 oz ceramic mug
• Glossy finish
• Microwave & dishwasher safe (because life is already hard enough)
• Design printed on both sides, so your shade can be seen from any angle

Warning: May inspire your coworkers to ask where you got it. Feel free to say, “From a small biz that gets me more than HR ever has.”